Cold Open, A Tale of Modern Hollywood // Chapter 10. The Luau

[AUTHOR’S NOTE: I KNOW THAT I’VE NAME DROPPED AT LOT IN THIS BOOK. C’MON, THIS IS HOLLYWOOD… HOWEVER! I ALSO WROTE SPEAKING PARTS FOR 2 REAL-LIFE PEOPLE: THE ROCKER IN THIS CHAPTER AND, FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY, ELLEN DEGENERES IN CHAPTER 13.]

Two hours later as the sun was slowly setting into the ocean and twilight was beginning to settle on the hills above…